"COMMON GROUND:
Fred's Cafe in Fort Worth is
so unusual that it's darn
near a state of mind. Punks,
geezers, cowboys, players
and hipsters gather at this
diner-roadhouse for food
that is far better than it
ought to be, chased down
with cheerleader beer (Bud
or Coors Light) or Shiner
Bock while seated on
sagging, gold Naugahyde
booths and bar stools.
The Fred's experience is
really twofold: the thrill
of discovery and the joy of
acceptance. Consuming a
juicy, robust, half-pound
Fredburger ($6) with
mouth-singeing, deliciously
oily french fries makes you
glad you have taste buds.
But visiting with a regular
is even more fun. The
service is always folksy,
but when a regular sits with
you, the cook comes over to
visit, meats are cooked to
perfection, and charges on
the bill miraculously
vanish.
THE MEAT OF IT:
The burgers really are
terrific. Fredburger beef
tastes like a blend of
sirloin, round and chuck.
The result is a juicy,
beefy, brothy-tasting burger
that isn't so greasy it
needs to be wrung out like a
cheap dish towel.
Burgers come with a
generous slice of white
onion, iceberg lettuce and
tomato on an oversized bun.
Fries are occasionally oily
but never offensively so.
They are also refreshingly
unsalted, allowing the
patron to season them to
taste.
PIONEERING MOMENT:
Fred's is arguably the first
joint around to offer a
bunless salad burger ($5.50
for a small, $6.25 for a
large). Some years ago, cook
Terry Chandler (the
proprietor's son) had one at
a truck stop in Oklahoma and
thought it quite tasty. For
this presentation, a
Fredburger patty is topped
with sautéed onions and
covered with a mound of
fresh, chopped iceberg
lettuce and tomatoes. Cheese
is optional. The hot
burger-cold salad yin-yang
works extraordinarily well,
especially with a nice
Italian dressing. Other
restaurants may have
low-carbohydrate burgers on
the menu, but Fred's was
ahead of the curve.
NOT BURGERS ALONE:
About once a month, Mr.
Chandler puts quail on the
menu for some of the most
expensive (but worth the
cost) entrees you'll ever
eat at a diner-roadhouse.
On a recent Friday, the
menu had two quail entrees.
No. 1: Two battered birds
with garlicky, homemade
mashed potatoes, cream gravy
and skinny Asian string
beans ($14). No. 2: A
wing-and-turf entree of one
chicken-fried quail and a
10-ounce (or more) strip
steak with cream gravy,
mashers and green beans
($18).
Almost every item was
flawless. The birds were
minimally seasoned before
being treated to a bath in
textbook-perfect batter,
then fried. It isn't easy to
eat battered quails because
there are so many bones, but
we did our best, reducing
our birds to piles of bones
in no time. The mashed
potatoes were garlicky and
homey (lumpy, but in a good
way). The gravy that topped
the potatoes was nirvana.
Smooth and creamy, it tasted
as if it were made with
light cream and real butter.
It had a dance of additional
flavors: nutmeg, perhaps,
and white pepper.
ABOUT THAT STRIP
STEAK: It was admirably
prepared. Mr. Chandler uses
a flat-top griddle to cook
steaks, so they come out
rare with a slight crust and
crispy edges.
He finishes the steak
with sautéed onions and
griddle gunk. Really. He
removes the steak, drops a
handful of onions on the
flat top and cooks them with
a tropical sauce of mango
and other fruits. He
deglazes the griddle with
Shiner Bock, scrapes up the
onions (and gunk), and tops
the steak with it. The steak
was terrific, tender and
juicy. We loved the onions
but hated the gunk.
ONLY ON WEDNESDAY:
We've never visited Fred's
on Wednesday (pizza night),
but rumors abound regarding
the outrageousness of Mr.
Chandler's creations.
Regulars say that you never
know what will show up on a
pie – maybe mushrooms, maybe
French ham, maybe something
more – but it will be fancy.
ORIGINS: The
original Fred established
the original Fred's about 46
years ago. Mr. Chandler's
father took it over in 1978.
Since that time it has been
a prime hangout for music
types, writers and
beer-and-cigarettes-for-lunch
types.
The L-shaped seating area
cups the bar, and the walls
are papered with concert
posters, funny drinking
signs and pieces of paper
with random scribbling that
means something to somebody.
The walls are so cluttered
with paraphernalia and so
neglected by a scrub brush
that the nicotine nearly
beads on the walls.
It's smoky, and
occasionally loose springs
in the seats zap you in the
rear end, but if you love a
dive with good food, Fred's
is an oasis."